The other day I looked at a tree for a little while and it fell over. That is when I knew that the spirit of the lumberjack inhabited my beard. It is also when I realized that it was extremely itchy, so today I traded in my super tree powers and Grizzly appearance for a razor.
Side-view

It is fun to look homeless, but less fun to be homeless.
The razor strikes

And I got a haircut.

The pics were taken within 2 hours of each other. Beard you will be missed.