I also got the experience of going to arts and crafts stores.... I recommend hiding from any place called the Hobby Lobby...
I actually chose to hide inside of the Hobby Lobby... yes, the plants were fake.
I was then asked to leave.... how was I supposed to know that these signs were to take home and hang up? I can read French and they reserve these signs for certain locations. Clean up on aisle 5.
They did recommend that I head back to the adult diaper aisle though... yes there was an entire aisle at Sam's for them.