Friday, June 6, 2008

Walking is Dangerous

The other day I went walking the trail (I made it 3 whole miles). The real story of the trip was the perils that I faced.

Over the course of the trip I had to fight and dispose of 2 giant anacondas

In actuality one was a black snake

The other was a garter snake named Henry (but pronounced French to sound like onry).

The third beast I faced was an evil dragon

The dragon had yet to fully grow though and looked more like this

Needless to say, I am a hero.